Comparisons and Analogies


Today my son announced to me that he had to go to the restroom. He had to go poop.

So off we ran to the toilet.

And we sat... and waited... and sat... and waited. Until.

Plop!

"I did it, Mommy! I did it! I pooped in the potty. Can I see it?"

All of this in one breath. Without even pausing. So I wiped up and let him see it. And what was said after this is something I'll always remember...

"It's small, Mommy. Like my sister! My poop is small and my sister is small."

I hope she never hears that she was compared to the size of his poop.

8 comment(s) with love:

Cristina said... Reply To This Comment

From the mouths of babes! I love it!!

Sara Lehman said... Reply To This Comment

Haha! I don't even know what to say!

Shopping Tips and Tricks said... Reply To This Comment

lol! Love it! Kids are so cute!

Actingbalanced said... Reply To This Comment

What a fun story to be able to tell future girlfriends ;-)

Danielle S said... Reply To This Comment

Something to remember, and to tell his children about.

Theresa Mahoney said... Reply To This Comment

My daughter came out screaming that she had a #1 poop. I asked what that was and she said "It looks like the number 1. Nice and straight".

LOVE MELISSA:) said... Reply To This Comment

What a funny story! You can use this as blackmail in the future-lol!!

UntrainedHairMom said... Reply To This Comment

How funny! lol